Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 25, 2009

  1. Thinker
    Sisyphos  almost 16 years ago

    I’ve got a natural skunk here, and I’m not afraid to use it!

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    prasrinivara  almost 16 years ago

    To the clerk: you can mix three random, nonidentical bottles together and get a resulting scent that smells even worse than the skunk (Curtis Wilkins got this unintentionally when he tried to make a cheap perfume) as a counterweapon!

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  3. Alife
    alife  almost 16 years ago

    How to get rid of skunk spray odor smell.

    Here is the secret recipe that WORKS. Mix the following:

    1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide 1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate) 1 teaspoon liquid soap or dish detergent Mix these together and bathe (“shampoo” in or rub down) the spray victim thoroughly. Be sure to use this mixture immediately after it is created, as it is unstable. Rinse with tap water afterward, and repeat if necessary. For spray in the eyes, flush with water as soon as possible.
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    Radical-Knight  almost 16 years ago

    Broomie has a polecat and she knows how to use it.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 16 years ago

    Considering all the perfume saleswomen who spray “samples” on people without even asking, I’m surprised more people don’t do what Broomie’s about to do. I say aim that skunk-butt and open fire!

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    runar  almost 16 years ago

    Pepe LePew’s career continues its long downward slide…

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