Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 06, 2022

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 years ago

    There’s an app for that.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Lazy dog not get your ball back? Not worries. Ninja Sloth hiding on that tree and he will brings it back for ya before you knows it.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Amazon for Dogs.

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    JamieLee Premium Member about 2 years ago

    So is he going to buy a new ball? or a new phone? or perhaps a new dog?

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    johnjoyce  about 2 years ago

    Every time I bring the ball back to Dad, he lets it get away again. Clearly, he’s not up to the responsibility.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    That ball was smelly and slimy…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago

    LMAO.

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    l3i7l  about 2 years ago

    … and my name is Fido, not Fetch!

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    StephenRice  about 2 years ago

    I had a quip for this, but it was just a throwaway line.

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