Dogs are usually thinking, “What do you want me to do for you next?” When cats stare at you, they’re thinking, “Are you weak enough for me to kill and eat?”
Most dogs are making puppy eyes when they stare at you.
Every one who has a conscience has a guilty conscience, that’s what it’s for.
Mother Theresa, at three a.m.: I really shouldn’t have mouthed off to aunt Ruth at Christmas, 1972.
Jeffrey Dahmer at three a.m. : Double bagging would probably have prevented the freezer burn.
That is a robot in the shape of a dog.
DrDavy2000 about 2 years ago
Dogs are usually thinking, “What do you want me to do for you next?” When cats stare at you, they’re thinking, “Are you weak enough for me to kill and eat?”
uniquename about 2 years ago
Most dogs are making puppy eyes when they stare at you.
P51Strega about 2 years ago
Every one who has a conscience has a guilty conscience, that’s what it’s for.
Mother Theresa, at three a.m.: I really shouldn’t have mouthed off to aunt Ruth at Christmas, 1972.
Jeffrey Dahmer at three a.m. : Double bagging would probably have prevented the freezer burn.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
That is a robot in the shape of a dog.