Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 17, 2022

Nebraska… is that the inspiration of the Tri-State Area off of Phineas and Ferb?

Mrs. Fogwhistle told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

Going for a Tri-fecta.

General Custer drove his army all the way across Nebraska. At one point he came to a big hill.

He sent a scout up the hill to look around and tell him what he could see.

The scout came back and said, “Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.”

Custer said, Well tell me the bad news!"

“Sir, we are about to be slaughtered by 6000 Indians.”

Custer blurted, “Well what can the good news be?!!!”

The scout replied, “Hey! At least we don’t have to go back through Nebraska!”

Until next time.

I wonder if Jim Stafford knew about spiders preying on snakes.

I wonder if they ever caught up with the escaped prisoner. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭

Well, spiders and snakes that pray together stay together. .. oh, you mean prey as in catch and eat stuff not like whispering to gods or statues and stuff. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella

Take care, may wide-eyed Gatlin, Nebraska surfer Isaac “Someday The Waves Will Come And Then Who Will Have The Last Laugh” Murdord be with you, and gesundheit.

But Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois are all on the Great Lakes, which can access the east coast via the Eerie Canal.

Tator, The English don’t insult themselves.

My newest avatar is my daughter’s Boykin Spaniel that I painted for her and her family! My son in law wanted this breed because he heard that they can be trained to fetch your beer! lol

Being in the Nebraska Coast Guard would be a pretty good career.

I don’t get it. I’m from a 3rd world originally. Please expound it.

Actually, tissue-paper art in prisons is pretty widespread in jails, though not so much in longer-term prisons. If you’re bored out of your gourd …

The map is wrong since Colorado technically touches Arizona at Four Points.

… and yet, Nebraska has its own navy:

https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2022/01/19/how-the-landlocked-state-of-nebraska-got-its-own-navy/

How do they know the escapee meant that by the flower?

well, maybe one could argue that Wisconsin touches Lake Superior and Lake Michigan, and those will reach the ocean eventually