Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 17, 2022

I’ll take one Peppermint Patty burger.

I’ll pass on the Snickers dog, Kevin, and go for the Three Musketeers variety. (What’s next on his creative cooking? Twizzlers with marshmallow fluff as if it were fettuccine alfredo?)

Well, no-one’s checking lunches here…

Peanut butter M&M sandwich? I’d totally eat that. Reminds me of a monster cookie. For the snickers, I’d use Graham Crackers and ice cream instead of hot dog buns.

Kevin: “It has sugar!”

Snicker dog?! Quick – get it patented!

I think that as long as it’s between slices of bread, it’s a sandwich.

Miles’ hair is getting longer. I recently shaved my head and I know that it takes that long for hair to grow

It’s nice to see that Miles is getting his hair back.

Kevin, if you keep eating like that you’re gonna get really sick or maybe even worse.

He could have made the sandwich with Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and saved an extra step.

That’s pretty good thinking. Gross, but good thinking.

Snicker Dog – a laughable dog. Snickerdoodle Dog – half laugh and half drawing? Be well my friends.

The M&Ms are still falling out.

This is what happens when busy moms trust their kids to make lunches.

“But Mom, it’s a sandwich!”

Sounds like fair food.

*peanut butter M&M’s and peanut butter sandwich!!! . . . why are my pants wet now???

Snicker Dog sounds GREAT!

You got chocolate in my peanut butter!

All candy with that kid…

That sounds pretty good, actually—not as lunch, but as a snack/dessert. Not that I can eat those things anymore, lol

I fix my son PB&J with mini M&Ms. I started doing it when he was 3. He loves it and considers it my secret recipe. My wife gets annoyed about it as she thinks the sandwich does not need candy. I figure half a dozen or so mini M&Ms is not a big deal.

Assuming you’re a kid, that’s a great idea. The peanut butter would hold it together; peanut butter and chocolate are a delicious combo; and the candy coating gives it the culinarily required crunchy texture. (Don’t even start with crunchy peanut butter; anyone who’s anyone knows that shouldn’t exist.)

And if you want to see exotic uses of Twizzlers and marshmallow fluff, watch the food-related tasks in Taskmaster – where they have to make stuff, especially edible flags – not where they have to guess what food they’re eating.

I thought they weren’t allowed to use brand name!