Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 22, 2022

trying to get rid of old tumblers Janis?

Strange woman

Now she’s glad she didn’t subject Grandma’s china to the vagaries of Ludwig!

A cat walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “What’ll you have?”

The cat says, “A shot of whiskey.”

The bartender pours the cat his drink.

Slowly, the cat pushes the shot off the bar…immediately demanding, “ANOTHER!!

It’s no fun when you’re allowed to.

This is our plan for all of the stuff that we have accumulated: leave it all for our son to deal with after we’re gone.

We call it divine retribution for all of the junk that he left here after he moved out.

Janis is just helping Ludwig with his Newtonian experiments.

There is a recent computer game out called Stray, in which the player is a cat. Everyone I’ve seen play the game had the most fun knocking things off counters.

No fair, this one’s plastic.

I thought my cat just liked to knock things off of counters and dressers. I learned here, he was telling me his dinner bowl was empty. Arlo knows, Janice doesn’t.

Someone posted on my daughter’s Facebook that if the world was flat cats would push everything off.