FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 20, 2022

touché, Marcus

You’re supposed to grow hair between your toes!

If you find it necessary to dress as characters in the movie you’re going to see, don’t go to “Magic Mike”

Whose bright idea was it to listen to him?

Maybe they make hobbit shoes that look like big hairy feet.

Funny because my Facebook memory for eight years ago today was me, my wife and daughter going to see The Hobbit movie!

Holy Moly – It’s been 21 years since Fellowship released???

Man, that makes me…. let’s see here…. carry the 1… ah yes. I’m old.

How dare you question the code, Marcus?!

Brings memories Bilbo, Sam, Frodo, and Burger King combos.

If the hobbits can do it, you can, too.

Two Towers turns twenty this year

Theaters, like most establishments, generally have a “no shirt, no shoes, no service” . Unless the Hulk shows up, then its “no shirt, no shoes… No problem”

From the supersized Overview, I thought they were reinacting the attempt to cross Caradhras.

You want to be a superfan, you be a superfan no matter the conditions.

Well, the Hobbits never complained…

……..

…much…