Strange Brew by John Deering for October 20, 2022

For the last time, Pumpkin Spice is NOT an antidepressant. You’re thinking of chocolate.

I’ve heard that you can get pumpkins spice fentany. Those pushers will try ANYTHING to get another customer… considering that so many of them die…

Well, that’s depressing!

When it comes to Pumpkin Spice, better latte than never.

Oh, and I suppose little girls born around this time are made of “sugar and pumpkin spice, and everything nice.” Stop with the pumpkin spice, already!

Strange Brew, now with pumpkin spice!

At least we didn’t lose that coyote’s business. :)

I’m waiting for bourbon pecan.

The only thing pumpkin pie spice should be used for is pumpkin pies (or other baked goods)! Putting it in anything else (coffee, tea, vodka, candy, popsicles, whatever) is just an abomination.

Actually, what we really need is a pumpkin-spice SUPPRESSANT! I would suggest that pushing pumpkin spice in any form should be a class A felony.

If I got $1 every time I read, or heard of the words “pumpkin Spice”…. I’d write it more often. Since I don’t, ENOUGH ALREADY !

NOTHING could stop someone with any common sense from being depressed about pumpkin spice