The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for November 02, 2022

Bad karma

He’d be late to his own funeral, never mind everyone else’s.

I won’t go to funerals not even my own

Actually, Pops never goes anywhere much…!

“The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” Mark Twain

Makes sense. Though I must suppose that eventually I will go to my own….

Me neither

If I go to a funeral, which is rare, I won’t “view the body” because that’s the way I’ll remember them. I’ll sit in the very back row too.