Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for October 13, 2022

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    blunebottle  about 2 years ago

    Huh?

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    He has no excuse for not being able to make it.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I would have thought it was just the opposite!

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    Buoy  about 2 years ago

    Au contraire! Just pop back and give the host an explosive case of diarrhea.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Birthdays, Anniversary’s, children’s concerts … although you might be able to avoid those via selective preventative birth control – phone calls, doorbells, knock on windshield.

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    daisypekin01  about 2 years ago

    think about it…

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    But you can be precise about how fashionably late you are.

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