whmlll: No, actually I had never heard of him until your comment, but googled him and at last know where the “Purple Cow” came from - I learned that as a child and it seemed perfect for this situation. Thanks for alerting me to Gelett Burgess and his many other whimsical poems - I appreciate it.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Stat!
Donna Haag almost 15 years ago
That’s how they get you to take that first deep breath.
Troglodyte almost 15 years ago
He should be thankful it wasn’t a proctologist…
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Better late than never!!
bald almost 15 years ago
that’s why i don’t like an early morning appointment with any doctor, those things are too cold
secretasianman1270 almost 15 years ago
Hey… could’ve been worse. Could’ve been a speculum
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
I’ve never seen a speculum, I hope I never see one. But I can tell you THIS, old chum, I’d rather see than be one!
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
whmlll: No, actually I had never heard of him until your comment, but googled him and at last know where the “Purple Cow” came from - I learned that as a child and it seemed perfect for this situation. Thanks for alerting me to Gelett Burgess and his many other whimsical poems - I appreciate it.