Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for October 23, 2022

How is it illegal, Zack? Your mother got the farmers’ permission to come.

Yes, Zack your mother has decided to do illegal activity now.

Mom doesn’t want him to pick his own nose … but a pumpkin is okay?

The sign says “pick your own.”

Okay, so everyone came in one vehicle — question: where do they put the pumpkin(s), especially the size that Carl is handling?

It seems like Muuuurrrrrdur! Tis the season, lad. Next, get some fresh honey from the Bees that labored all summer to prepare for the winter. The horror!

We went pumpkin picking yesterday with our granddaughters yesterday and I could barely pick ours up.

That looks like a sincere pumpkin patch. Keep an eye open for the Great Pumpkin.

It’s legal but probably a waste of time. You’ll just put it in the trash in a few days.

They’ve got to be out of their gourd to spend that kind of money!