Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for October 27, 2022

just think about a good alibi

“And if I can push them off, they can ‘happen’ to fall on the floor.”

If a meatball falls right into Sophie’s mouth, does it make a sound, Yip yip yip yip yip

“No one will ever know.”

“They’re gonna know.”

“They’ll never know.”

“They’re gonna know.”

The power of mental levitation at play.

With the help of a nearby piece of furniture, Sophie could get some help going up to the meat balls.

I was getting that stare from our cat Boots while I ate earlier

He was patient, I let him lick the bowl

Funny, I had the same thought. Here, let me have a meat related accident here. You rescue it in your own inimitable way.

Hmmm, nobody’s home but meatballs are sitting out?

If you’re looking for an excuse, you need to protect them from the cats. What better way then to hide them in your stomach.