The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 25, 2022

So true

She found some great bargains, but then she wrecked the car.

Bad news are for your credit card.

The good news is she didn’t max out the card. The bad news is Witchipoo is coming for an extended visit.

The good news is i found some great bargains. Bad news the credit card melted.

Because that’s the way it always was, is, and ever will be.

Well Gladys does outweigh him.

What’s a mall?

Her next line should be, “Well, I found this wonderful outfit, but it cost a bundle.” Although, she’ll probably not use the word bundle.

and the way it looks, she’s about to proof him right… :\

“There’s something I need to tell you” is how I know my wife has bad news.

It could have been, I have bad news and worse news “

Good News is everything is on sale, the bad news, how do you feel about a second job?

I’m a Plugger so there isn’t anything I need at the mall. Groceries yes!

Poor old Brutus Thornapple, about to learn that Glady’s shopping trip means he will have to work for ole’ Vebelfeaster an extra 10 years.

“OK, what’s the good news?”

“I met this really nice policeman.”

“Don’t tell me the bad news…”

Say it isn’t so, Gladys?

The good news is that there isn’t that much bad news.

There’s a mall named Gladys? I suppose it is not as bad as a mall named Paul Mall.

She spends enough there that they gave her naming rights.

Most of the anchor stores at our mall have closed…

The good news is I’m improving our credit score, the bad news is we are out of credit.

That’s a law of physics equivalent to Einstein’s Energy Equals Mass Times the Speed of Light Squared……

Brutus if the good news outweigh the bad then you wouldn’t be the Born Loser.

Gladys’s look in the 3rd makes me believe she’s just pulling his leg.

What number years to pay this time?

The good news is I only bought 1 item. The bad news is, it cost $140,000.

The bad news is, I bought something we don’t need. The good news is, it was on sale.

when my wife proudly tells me that she got something for 20% off i ask her why she only feeds me the cheap stuff… ☺

Good News – I bought 5 new dresses.Bad News – I couldn’t get the matching shoes because the credit card maxed out.

At least we know why Brutus lost his hair.