The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 27, 2022

Gargoyle humor

You’re wrong, old lady: Ifeel myself Brutus’ twin.

His twin could jump out of a mirror any time you least expect it.

He feels the same way about you, Mrs. G.

And he’s glad you are not one of quadruplets.

You may leave now Mother Gargle. (☞^o^) ☞

Then we could spend twice as much time together!

Keep running your mouth old woman. I assure you, the last thing you want is my undivided attention. And no you can’t pass out candy, you’ll scare the children.

Shouldn’t you be hurrying home soon Mother Gargle? The sun’s about to rise.

Does this mean that Mother Gargle DOES have a twin? Oh my, sure hope they ain’t identical twins.

you’re right, but he does have a mirror that can have his reflection come out and bug you. ;)

Mother Gargoyle is still bitter about what happened to her sister. It seems like only yesterday that the house fell on her.

We are no longer in Kansas Toto

Or, your in-laws are the best

You know what I like about you mother gargle? Your daughter – nothing else.

What a harpy…It could be worse I suppose. Mother Gargle could have a twin sister who is as much the termagant as she is, with both of them detesting Brutus and not shy about telling him so…

Then try and imagine triplets. The wolfman wouldn’t stand a chance, never mind Dracula.

You know what he likes about you, you old battle axe, there’s one too any of you!

“You know what I like most about you, Mother Gargle?”

“No, what?”

“…”

Thank god she doesn’t have a twin.

I was thinking the same thing about her. That would be Brutus’ best comeback.

If she had a twin it would be like Patty and Selma.

I’d just tell that witch," What I like about you is your a lot older than me and you’ll die soon".

Aw, you’re sure sweet Mother Gargoyle!

Ditto….

Is she perfectly sure he doesn’t have a twin? Maybe there is one who is smart enough to stay away from her.

There’s enough of him to go around.

BTW, what he likes best about you is when you leave.

A lot of purple this week. Gladys wore the same purple jacket Tuesday and Wednesday (don’t understand why I got sent to Tuesday) and Mother Garge is wearing a different shade.

Certain people commenting on Andy Capp are obsessed with the idea people are wearing purple.

Mother Gargoyle is a comedic genius – Henny Youngman in a dress. Brutus: “Take my mother-in-law. PLEASE!!!”

My siblings were quite a bit older than me. I don’t know how many times growing up, my mother would shake her head and say, “and to think I wanted twins.”

He’s unique, just like everyone else

Only Brutus Thornapple could always be out witted by Mother Gargle.

it’s okay – there’s more than enough of brutus to go around as it is… ☺

The thing that Brutus likes best is mother Gargoyle on her broom heading into the sunset.

ba dum tss

Possibly good for Brutus. Could be doing the same as mother Gargle.

You know? She’s a very, very bad woman and I don’t like her. Anthony should send her to the cornfield. (Twilight Zone)