Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 05, 2022

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Not worries. Ninja Sloth will helps you moves faster.

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 2 years ago

    I’m still recovering from Christmas last year…

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    Even some radio stations started thier all Christmas music sweep after Halloween.

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    Red Bird  almost 2 years ago

    Yep, this is completely accurate.

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    johnjoyce  almost 2 years ago

    Good one, Mark!

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Just get Ninja Santa to deliver them.

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    jango  almost 2 years ago

    What came first? The chicken or the egg?

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Go ahead and wait until after Thanksgiving, then complain that there’s nothing good left that you’re willing to spend the asking price for. This is especially true for finding those special Christmas cards.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Right now www.SOMAFM.com is playing “All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth” by Nat King Cole. Merry Xmas. We already had our Thanksgiving up here in Beautiful British Columbia.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Actually a secular-commercial holiday. The more time you have the more money you spend.

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    j.l.farmer  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve seen Christmas decorations up on houses and in yards already. Even some businesses have decorations up on the outside of their buildings. Too soon, way too soon!

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