Fred Basset by Alex Graham for November 04, 2022

Poor Fred. he is all done at half time…have the gaffer take you out buddy!

I know, right? I always felt that way when I played. I just kept trying to tell myself I did until so couldn’t deny the fact I really hated it. Half-time let me rest but I was miserable because there was more to get thru. Do yourself a favor and take a breather for the last half.

I understand cricket matches could span several days.

Fred looks like you need more Cardio training .

Not just more, Fred. There’s a second half and the possibility of it going into injury time.

Sorry Fred football match’s last 90 minutes plus injury time

Injury time?

Give him a breather. He’s carrying around a lot of Basset baggage.

I don’t think Fred can last the second half.

Surely Fred is allowed to join Mrs. Dear and the canapés anytime he wants to?

Fred needs to rest at the watering hole for a while.