Monty by Jim Meddick for November 27, 2022

Monty’s a seer sucker.

Soothsayer is suppose to tell Monty what he was doing on 2/9/98. What a blabbermouth.

Now I’m curious to know what happened on the 2nd September 1998. :-)

people celebrated the passing of September 1st.

He’d have better luck with a Magic Eight-Ball

A staff infection? They gotta scrub those nurses down!

Not for me though! I like ‘em dirty!

Like ‘Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose’ without the entrails.

How are crystal balls doing on the Futures Trading market?

Looks like she’s not just making things up

“Stop! Silence!” Would have happened a LOT sooner if I was her! :)

She must’ve bought a used crystal ball on ebay.

Something tells me that’s not the first time Monty has heard someone say to him “Stop! Silence!”

If there’s anything worse than a fraudulent seer, it’s an incompetent fraudulent seer.

Yet, Monty is such a tempting mark….

“There was a crystal ball sale at Target. 2 for one!”