Monty by Jim Meddick for November 27, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Monty’s a seer sucker.

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    Sharkybill  almost 2 years ago

    Soothsayer is suppose to tell Monty what he was doing on 2/9/98. What a blabbermouth.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 2 years ago

    Now I’m curious to know what happened on the 2nd September 1998. :-)

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    Jayalexander  almost 2 years ago

    people celebrated the passing of September 1st.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He’d have better luck with a Magic Eight-Ball

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    FassEddie  almost 2 years ago

    A staff infection? They gotta scrub those nurses down!

    Not for me though! I like ‘em dirty!

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    Todd In Newton  almost 2 years ago

    Like ‘Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose’ without the entrails.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    How are crystal balls doing on the Futures Trading market?

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    Cornelius Robinson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Looks like she’s not just making things up

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Stop! Silence!” Would have happened a LOT sooner if I was her! :)

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    F-Flash  almost 2 years ago

    She must’ve bought a used crystal ball on ebay.

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    Umfuld  almost 2 years ago

    Something tells me that’s not the first time Monty has heard someone say to him “Stop! Silence!”

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    If there’s anything worse than a fraudulent seer, it’s an incompetent fraudulent seer.

    Yet, Monty is such a tempting mark….

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    “There was a crystal ball sale at Target. 2 for one!”

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