Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for November 03, 2022

“Ask your doctor if Hypochondria is right for you.”

I am more concerned about my health than I was 3 years ago

I also turned 60 this year, that might be a factor

You run a lab in Wuhan, by any chance? ☺

I’d say if the pandemic taught us anything, it’s that most people don’t give a rat’s patootie about their own health or that of others.

“We don’t care what pills you’re on, as long needs are met.”

Let us not forget that the government and the media industry did a fine job of scaring the H out of people.