Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 02, 2022

As a precaution, of course.

Shouldn’t those pastports be pastimes?

If they are going to 2022, I would pick a better year,

I forgot mine, so just set the Wayback Machine to a time before pastports were required.

“Now, before we leave, does anyone need to go potty?”

A cheap tardis!

The Past-ports are only good for going back in time.

I want a futureport too.

What a great new word.

Gonna be a rough ride if one of them breaks wind.

I thought “pastport” was another term for the door to the time machine.

I’ll pass. :)

“Anything to preclare?”

hope they got their shots, too…