Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 31, 2022

You got lucky, Mike they could have egged your car.

After all, prune pits are great for target-spitting.

What is up with all these guys in their underwear giving out treats to kids. (see The Duplex)

Next year try brussel sprouts.

Foxtrot Classics has prunes today, also.

Soon the witch, pirate and zombie will have to make a mad dash home…OY!

Looks like it was an even trade.

Jeeez, what a Crappy thing to give a kid on Halloween.

At least they’re pitted!