Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for November 02, 2022

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    When I was young I had a barium enema test at the doctors in the morning. Afterwards the nurse said to drink some prune juice. I did and then left for work at a restricted missile test facility. The restroom was not anywhere near the test area. It was in a bunker 150 yards away. I learned to pucker and sprint that day.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Mike brought WAR & PEACE with him so it’s gonna be a while, Mini! OY

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When you’re sliding into first

    And your pants begin to burst

    That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you’re sliding into two

    And your pants are filled with goo

    That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you’re sliding into third

    And you feel a greasy turd

    That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

    When you’re sliding into home

    And your pants are filled with foam

    That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

    You’re getting in a state

    cos’ you’ve left it very late

    diarrhea diarrhea

    It comes out of your bum

    like a bullet from a gun

    diarrhea diarrhea

    runs down your leg

    like a scrambled egg

    diarrhea diarrhea

    It’s not very funny

    but it’s very hot and runny

    diarrhea diarrhea

    When you climbing up a ladder

    and you hear something splatter

    diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

    When youre sitting down in class

    and the teacher passes gas

    diarrhea diarrhea

    when your running from the police

    and you feel that anal grease

    diarrhea diarrhea

    when your sitting in your chevy

    and your pants feel heavy

    Diarrhea diarrhea

    When your sitting on the commode

    and your butt starts to explode

    diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

    When you wake up early in the mournin’

    Your spinchter starts explodin’

    That’s diarrhea! diarrhea!

    if you’re sitting in the pool

    and you feel something cool

    diarrhea diarrhea

    when your crap starts to turn red

    and you wish that you were dead

    diarrhea diarrhea

    When your exploding into the bowl

    and there’s nothing left on the roll

    oh shite..

    diarrhea!

    diarrhea!

    When you’re runnin’ down the hall,

    and you feel something fall,

    Diarrhea, diarrhea.

    When you eat your favorite dish,

    and you feel something squish.

    Diarrhea, diarrhea.

    Just when you turn the page,

    your bowels start to rage,

    Diarrhea, diarrhea.

    When you jump and do a flip,

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