Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 01, 2022

Garlic? nice work. A charm against vampires and a free jet initiator under such energy crisis conditions

Now she needs some Gov’ment cheese to go with it.

I hope Agnes was able to compete on Jeopardy and this was her consolation prize.

Clearly some highly processed crap followed by gastroenteritis, I presume.

Winner! Winner! Baloney dinner!

Some prize!! Agnes is already full of baloney!!

No, no, Ted is almost meat. That’s real bologna!

It’s almost ketchup, Trout.

Enough garlic, and it will simply taste like garlic.

They wrote TED’S on the bologna with a marker and Agnes is dragging it on the ground.

I hasn’t had time to solidify yet.

uh,,, ketchup on (almost) bologna? I prefer mustard.

As long as it’s not “Beyond Bologna.”

Grandma will make that last for a month.