FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 12, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    No duh, Jason, when it comes to your mother’s overnight raw chicken (I leave my frozen chicken, frozen fish fillets, any frozen meats in a bag in the fridge so I can be ready to use it the next day).

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    Robin Harwood  almost 2 years ago

    Naaah. No one will try to put life lessons into the comics.

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    Ruth Brown  almost 2 years ago

    A mother’s sarcasm is rarely noticed.

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    cdillon85  almost 2 years ago

    Mother was thawing a frozen raw chicken in the sink once. My sister inadvertently knocked a bar of soap into the water. This was our first introduction to pizza.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A chicken in the raw is only acceptable off panel.

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    RobinHood  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t bother him, he won’t bother you.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Could be worse; I mean at least it’s meat. How often has she imposed some tofu abomination on them?

    (BTW, I always – most recently 3 nights ago – put the frozen meat for dinner in the sink the night before, and leave it there until time to cook; have been doing so for almost 50 years, with no problem. Wouldn’t go much longer, though.)

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    Now you know what that feels like.

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    mike75035  almost 2 years ago

    The good thing about salmonella is that you can lose weight.

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    RadioDial Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Might not have been a bad idea. We might all have learned something then.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ha ha, good one.

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    How do you spell salmonella?

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t bother an NPC and they won’t bother you.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What ever you eat that doesn’t kill make you vomit!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Heaven forbid

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