FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 25, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t think I ever saw Arnold with an orthodontic appliance.

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    meg_grif  almost 2 years ago

    0.002 percent by volume or by mass?

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    If he gets too close to the refrigerator, he’ll pick up some magnets. It would be like when Mr. Incredible was captured by the gluey balls.

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    Painted Wolf  almost 2 years ago

    And you’ll need a Harley.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    Artificial knee, stent in my leg, pacemaker, lens replacement with cataract surgery, elbow tendon reattached, both rotator cuffs repaired – I’m a cross between the Frankenstein monster and a borg.

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    Jason Allen  almost 2 years ago

    Except “cyborg” implies electronic or computerized implants. Braces are abut as cyborg-y as having a titanium pin and screws holding a shattered bone together.

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    tripwire45  almost 2 years ago

    I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

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    Alverant  almost 2 years ago

    I never saw a suction cup shotgun in Toys R Us growing up. I was deprived! :)

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    Katsuro Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Cyborg” just means “human with machine parts”, so you can’t be a certain percent cyborg, just a certain percent machine.

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Soon cyborgs will have human parts

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    BiggerNate91  almost 2 years ago

    What parts of the Terminator are organic? I thought they were straight robots.

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    Steve37825  almost 2 years ago

    And a SPAS 12

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    More than he needs to get him going…..

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