Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 07, 2022

iSwear leaves all the actual swearing to you!

“Oh f^^^ing h^ll, it’s Monday again.”

There’s that Roadrunner again there always having to bleep him

And this is what I would say, when that thing dares to wake me at 00:01, I swear!: "#!%\$&;=% $€£/;%!!!, (latterly known as: BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!!!)

I’d say what I think about this, but I keep getting BLEEPed!!

I need one of those for my teenage granddaughter on school days

The iSwear is truly alarming

Profanity flows daily! Nothing new

well, it is a perfect gift… for someone like Vladimir Putin…!

Don’t need one. I swear at the dammed thing enough on my own.

Most people prefer to do their own swearing.

there’s probably a market for that

And it even has an “iSwear to God” setting for Sundays!

Safe from words?