Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 16, 2022

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Did each one of those four rings knock out a tooth? At least we finally got some athletic action, of a sort. Unfortunately, we also got one more plot thread, as Keri gets shipped off to Valley Modified.

Oooo …. them rings … dat’s gotta hurt!

Hey Dorothy, this isn’t Kansas anymore. Scarecrow and Tin Person throw in napkin. Next Up — Judge Judy? Student Court? School Bored? Bonus Question: Who’s yelling “Keri” — Gil? Mimi? None of the Above?

One of these days, Dorothy, Pow! right in the kisser

Not her #$%

arrest keri shes wearing brass knuckles

In all reality , Mimi rushes in saying Kerri didn’t mean to hit you, she has anger management issues and you must have said or done something to provoke her. Tell Kerri you’re sorry for making her angry.

Keri goes Blowtop mad.

P4 “Oh wow, Dorothy, your face hit my fistful of brass knuckles.”

The HA HA HA’s have it this week.

Has any parent named a daughter Dorothy in like the last five decades?

I can’t wait for the Honor Code trial where Keri gets brought up on charges for acting out her misplaced feelings of aggression toward her mother (no doubt for shipping her off for a 12 year “vacation” to southeast Asia) by assaulting Mimi’s lookalike clone, Dorothy. Good thing she didn’t use a butter knife. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Valley Modified here we come!

My son saw Five Finger Death Punch last weekend. Keri, expect a call from the band manager. Called it last week. What a great tribute to Ralph Kamden.

Vito from Goshen has Keri (Fists of Fire) vs. CK (Real Fire) on the undercard of a long-awaited matchup of Herk the Mauler vs. The Peacock this weekend at the Milford Sanitorium.

At least Keri backs up her bad-a$$ attitude unlike Corina Karena ever did

So she gets up knowing she’s going to get her a§§ kicked? Not too smart.

P 4: “…how’d that feel, b****?…”

Dorothy has more bling than a major league relief pitcher.

Coach’s daughter suspended for fighting. Now this is interesting. Let’s see if we can stay focused on one story line for a while.

Now the real test is going to be if the media outlets overlook this violence.

suspended expelled incarcerated? Keri’s future is as dim as a 25 watt bulb.

I found my mind in a brown paper bag within…

The all-powerful Gil Pa will work his powers to get Dorthy suspended with no consequences for Keri

P 2: “… get up! I’m gonna hit you so hard, that I’m gonna uncross your eyes, you crossed-eyed b****…”

Boy, Keri must really hate that Johnny Depp movie!

To add to her problems, Coach Luke has her arrested for stealing his rings.

Rule 99 of the fight club: don’t laugh in the shadow of a death memorial

P4 Gil bends down and gives Dorothy her gum back. Problem solved

P1 Even the ants are laughing at you, Keri.

P2 “Stand up, Dorothy, I’m going to show you who’s your daddy.”

P3 “Are you crying yet, b*tch?”

That punch is some of Whigham’s best work. Well done.

the boxing action in Panel 3 not withstanding, this is the 6th day without sports. But it is the most interesting thing Ol’ Hank has done so far.

Today Keri identifies as southpaw Marvin Hagler.

Dorothy head hits the table. BANG! Keri runs away.

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!

Panel 2.5: Dorothy: “You and what ar…ow”

And now we get to see how far Gil’s influence goes to avert a charge of assault and battery.

A. POW! Right in the kisser. B. A brass knuckle sandwich. C. A punch to the puss.

Coaches Held Hostage: Coach Kaz, Day 36. 36 is the atomic number of the element Krypton. Krypton is a real thing, not just the fictional planet from which Superman (Kal-El) came to Earth, although the planet is allegedly named after the element. And since we now know that Kaz celebrates Jewish holidays, I’ll mention that 36 is the total number of candles that are lit by the Shamash (the candle used to light the others) during the eight nights of Chanukah: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8=36.

Fun fact: Keri is a lefty.

B!tch had it comin’…

YES