1 and Done by Eric Scott for October 28, 2022

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    pschearer Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Darn. That’s another movie I have to see now just to get the joke.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And the moose liked it, you are now mated!

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    johnjoyce  about 2 years ago

    “I kissed a moose and I liked it…”

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    papajim545  about 2 years ago

    Better that than HIM

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Just moo-sey along little doggy!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Yeah. Have you seen the tongues on those things.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When I was a young lad I used to like girls,

    I’d play with their corsets and fondle their curls.

    ’Till one day, my lady I caught with some churl,

    Now you’d never get treated that way by a moose.

    Moose, moose, I likes a moose,

    I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

    I’ve had lots of lovers, my life has been loose,

    But I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

    For those that may wish to read the full lyrics: http://www.eg.bucknell.edu/~lwittie/sca/song/filk/moose.html

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    ja  about 2 years ago

    Laughed, reread it, laughed more, still chuckling….

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    aussie399 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He hasn’t got Clint’s delivery right

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