If the kid doesn’t know the positions, then more than likely it was the parents who signed him up…
Better to say they can only get better
“No. Get back to playing goalie.”
My first t-ball team. “Who wants to play first base?” “Me, me, me, me” “OK, you got to first base and we will try that.” Kid runs off. Kid comes back, “Coach, which one is first base?”.
“Coach, what do I do if I catch the ball?” “Do whatever you want with it. I’m going to the bar.”
The lad is playing Calvin Ball and hoping to capture the flag. What flag? Any flag. Ya got a flag on ya? (Skippy is on the team)
Looks like you have a lot of coaching to do.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
If the kid doesn’t know the positions, then more than likely it was the parents who signed him up…
SusieB almost 2 years ago
Better to say they can only get better
Mountain Meg almost 2 years ago
“No. Get back to playing goalie.”
bilbrlsn almost 2 years ago
My first t-ball team. “Who wants to play first base?” “Me, me, me, me” “OK, you got to first base and we will try that.” Kid runs off. Kid comes back, “Coach, which one is first base?”.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
“Coach, what do I do if I catch the ball?” “Do whatever you want with it. I’m going to the bar.”
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
The lad is playing Calvin Ball and hoping to capture the flag. What flag? Any flag. Ya got a flag on ya? (Skippy is on the team)
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Looks like you have a lot of coaching to do.