If the kid doesn’t know the positions, then more than likely it was the parents who signed him up…
Better to say they can only get better
“No. Get back to playing goalie.”
My first t-ball team. “Who wants to play first base?” “Me, me, me, me” “OK, you got to first base and we will try that.” Kid runs off. Kid comes back, “Coach, which one is first base?”.
“Coach, what do I do if I catch the ball?” “Do whatever you want with it. I’m going to the bar.”
The lad is playing Calvin Ball and hoping to capture the flag. What flag? Any flag. Ya got a flag on ya? (Skippy is on the team)
Looks like you have a lot of coaching to do.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
jagedlo about 2 years ago
If the kid doesn’t know the positions, then more than likely it was the parents who signed him up…
SusieB about 2 years ago
Better to say they can only get better
Skeptical Meg about 2 years ago
“No. Get back to playing goalie.”
bilbrlsn about 2 years ago
My first t-ball team. “Who wants to play first base?” “Me, me, me, me” “OK, you got to first base and we will try that.” Kid runs off. Kid comes back, “Coach, which one is first base?”.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
“Coach, what do I do if I catch the ball?” “Do whatever you want with it. I’m going to the bar.”
goboboyd about 2 years ago
The lad is playing Calvin Ball and hoping to capture the flag. What flag? Any flag. Ya got a flag on ya? (Skippy is on the team)
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Looks like you have a lot of coaching to do.