Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 15, 2022

How do you make a cheeseburger fast? Don’t feed it.

Will it help if we lie down and put a bag over our heads?

You’re going to spoil your appetite for the main event

Ptomaine coming right up.

On credit.

Reminds me of an old joke: I’ll have an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!

I’m sure he plans to dine-and-dash.

Hopefully not too fast, though. E Coli, don’t you know.

want some instant coffee with that?

" I need to fuel up. The Rapture can take a lot out of you."

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Door Dash

The guy in red’s end is near if he keeps eating cheese burgers. But, he probably won’t realize it till it’s too late.

Being in such a rush go straight for the dirt. No point wasting time.

We’re out of cheeseburgers. How about a cheesecake???

Quick! Give me a cheeseburger before the fight starts.

Er, that’ll be cash up front.

Actually make it rwo and I will be using a credit card…..

I assume he wants it really fast because his bus is due to arrive soon, and he needs to go home and get a good night’s sleep so he can be ready to go marching around with his sign again tomorrow.