Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 12, 2022

Another crushed bike dream for Agnes.

The gingerly moving dump truck did a lot more damage than Agnes is willing to admit. Just a tweak here and there and it’s good to go according to Agnes. She didn’t even have to dive into the dumpster for it. All the parts are there.

You’d think there was an association that would keep that trailer park clean and free of junk.

Of course, then there wouldn’t be a strip here, would there??

Topologically, it is still a bike.

A little super glue, duct tape, chewing gum and baling wire and it’ll be good as new.

Schwinntensive Care?

Under-the-Mountain Bike?

Seg-Won’t?

The strip finds a new low in comics entertainment.

Junk. But classy junk.

looks like a big purple pretzel

I tend to disagree with their position as to the condition of that bicycle…..

the girls appear to have crumpled expectations…

I know we’ve seen Agnes dumpster-dive for all kinds of damaged, non-functioning junk, which she somehow thinks she has the knowledge to repair and restore. Exactly what she plans to do with this item is anybody’s guess. Let’s see what happens on Monday.

This should be easier than a dumpster dive repair job. All the parts and pieces are there.

I just hope they don’t try giving it CPR!!!!!!!!!! :)

Crushed ones they find more often than useable,

All the bike needs is new wheels and tires, and handle bars and a seat and pedals, and brakes, chain and a frame…maybe paint….Good AS NEW !