Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 06, 2022

…. and sense of reality more than you do

Dream on, Agnes. Dream on.

i’m glad that we’ve moved on from foodation. not to gloat or anything…

Nothing to gloat about, Trout. Just about everyone has too much body fat. That is par for the course.

Female body shaming apparently crosses socioeconomic lines.

Agnes can already gloat about lots of things: she concocts the weirdest “foods” in her kitchen, she visits the school principal more than any other student, she invents the wildest fantasies about areas of skill and expertise that she doesn’t have . . .

The list goes on.

For proper gloating, one needs to fold the hands into a tent and pull the glasses down to the end of the nose

This isn’t even a contest because I’m such a better gloater than almost anyone.

Never even heard of the term body fat when I was that age. Very sad indeed….

Youi have a fever, Trout?