Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 06, 2022

Soylent Memorial Garden

WAR! (huh)

What is it good for?

(bigger cemeteries)

Is this the future home of Arlington?

That’s why I want to be cremated and buried at sea.

Can I get fossilized? Hope get dug up and put in a museum on some distant planet.

And every Halloween, The Great Tombstone will rise out of the ground, looking for the most sincere tombstone, to reward the dead.

That is an interesting point. How does someone look at a space and think, “That looks like a good place for a cemetery”?

When I die, I have two requests. 1, Scatter my remains all over the beach. 2, I don’t want to be cremated.

“I’ll tell you, country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate. Dead people, they don’t need to be buried nowadays. Ecology, right?” —Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.

There is a parallel here to those who call themselves “Progressives” politically.

Bot the souls will not be there… and one day, neither will the bodies.

Folk die just to get into a place like that.

Ukraine? (Not a joke)

Ah fresh fertile compost

I hope this isn’t in Utah because I wouldn’t want to be caught dead there.

Reaper madness!!

Reminds me of Judge Doom.

Do they make a Reaper Scout pocket scythe? Start ’em small to respect their tools.