Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 17, 2022

If that penguin isn’t careful, it might end up on the Thanksgiving table in these tough times.

Hang onto it – you never know when you might need a tourniquet

“Are you ready to order? Wattle it be?”

It’s a little like some people with a nose ring – like a booger hanging out.

“I noticed you’re not eating. Are you stuffed?”

Ben Franklin suggested that the turkey be the national bird.

It is a majestic looking bird … from the neck back.

A turkey with a runny nose? Wattle they think of next!

Keep it, just in case.

Snot funny.

Made me laugh!

Kept wondering what the punch line was gonna be and I was NOT disappointed!!

“Hi, I’m your waiter. Wattle you have tonight?”

Of course it isn’t. For you not has nose in first place beak mouth!

LOL!

Hysterical! ☺️

He is really starting to ruffle that turkey’s feathers.

PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Crafty!!!!!!!!! :)

Where is the waiter’s bow tie?

The curse of having a snood!

Wattle we do now?

Wattle happen with the handkerchief?