Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 04, 2022

This could get very complicated, as some parts of him already have various levels of coverage.

It was then that Frankie realized he was no longer the scariest monster in the village.

I don’t need any stinkin’ life insurance!!! You do!!!

It pays if he dies? He can be his own beneficiary, just have Dr. F keep reanimating him.

Does he get a group rate?

I don’t need insurance, Ralph! I’m undead, with stitching, nuts and bolts!

“Enough! Enough! Stop puttin’ on the blitz!”

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Would someone please straighten those pictures!!!!!! Sheesh! :)

The daring young salesman on the green sofa, with the green Monster!

If he gets this sale, I’d say he deserves a bonus….