Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 18, 2022

That made me laugh so hard that my McRibs ache.

she is not clowning around, she does have standards

He’s only seeing her because she’s eye candy.

Hmmm, then I guess “you deserve a break today”……

That McSucks.

Apparently they aren’t having a Happy Meal.

My podiatrist once told me I had golden arches!

Have it your way at BK.

I am still melting in mouths and not in hands!

No nuts?

Auntie Em, Auntie Em, we’re not in Kansas anymore.

Come on now, don’t be so Grimace.

Taste the rainbow instead and get ready for a little “S and M”, and no, not that variety.

He’s a burger and you’re a candy…

Well that M & M was not a great pairing.

Did you know that “M & M” stands for

“Mars & Murrie” since 1941 …?

He was looking for a sweet love affair and ended up with some soggy fries

No one show this comic to Tucker Carlson, he’ll think red M&M has gone trans!

She’d melt in my hands. And I have her yellow friend tattooed on each butt cheek.

Isn’t the red M&M a guy? That’s what the commercials indicate.

HATE the phrase “loving it” almost as much as “just saing” by people/keyboard cowards who want to leave an easy out.