Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 15, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Definitely don’t want to comment matricide, do you, ma’am?

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    mccollunsky  almost 2 years ago

    That would be one way to get out of making the meal.

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    j_m_kuehl  almost 2 years ago

    Ok, you can get up and cook the meal, and I’ll sit on the couch and watch Macy’s parade and the football games, p.s. don’t forget the side dishes and the clean up after the meal

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    rklynch  almost 2 years ago

    Tread carefully, Eugene. that is, unless you don’t want to watch your son grow up…

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    jaydogg187  almost 2 years ago

    “Keep talking. I’ve always dreamt of becoming a widow…”

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    CComic Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “You know, cooking thanksgiving’s requires a lot of dexterity with knives, and since it’s once a year, I think I’m a little rusty. So how about I practice on you?”

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    LawrenceS  almost 2 years ago

    Even if you use the same menu (and no one really does) simply the logistics of a big meal are daunting… Except to the clueless twits who simply eat and then wander off to watch football and fall asleep on the couch.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 2 years ago

    If she really wanted to kill him, she’d make him cook the meal. And eat it.

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    Just how sharp is Eugene, anyway?

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    ratherb44 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t mess with cooks—they have big knives and they know how to use them.

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    You know Gene, you could give Donna a hand with the food.

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    Gargoyle  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve been doing the “big spread” every year for over 35 years, and I don’t really find it daunting at all. Pies and bars on Tuesday and Wednesday, get started cooking/drinking Thursday morning, flip the game on when it starts, and chase people out of the kitchen until it’s all ready.

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    1953Baby  almost 2 years ago

    Honest to gawd. . .this usta be us when all members of my family were still alive. Now it’s just me and my sister. We have filet mignon, baked potato with fixins, and some kind of veggie. Oh, yeah, and pumpkin pie. . .NO stress, no melodrama. One of my friends is all in a dither this year because her grandson wants Chinese. . .I mean, really—you’d think the world was going to end. . .

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    ahcaracuC  almost 2 years ago

    “Stand”

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Haha, dad, I bet you didn’t even make that sandwich yourself! Funny how people can be so secure and confident in their ignorance.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Be careful dad. Be VERY careful

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    SquidGamerGal  10 months ago

    And need we reminds you that your son hates Thanksgiving with a passion?

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    a_biological_girl  9 months ago

    Finally! He’s going to get to see how hard cooking is. It takes timing, patience, and grit.

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    Nunya Biznez  6 months ago

    DANG…

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