Pretty dry humor.
Moping Dick
Life’s a beach, and then you die.
But admit it – you had a whale of a time getting there!
And no crowds on the beach
I can never enjoy a day laying on the beach. The do-gooders are always trying to drag me back into the surf.
“It was here yesterday.” “Yeah, at high tide!”
The beach’s not a bad place to get a suntan though
The whale is dead and we can’t move him. I know let’s blow him up.
Whale, whale, aren’t they two peas not in a pod.
When I was a kid, my parents and I were leaving Pittsburgh to drive home (Kentucky), and Dad said he knew a shortcut. We were five miles from Philadelphia before he conceded we were headed in the wrong direction.
We called the Oregon Highway Division about it and they said, “Oh no, not again!” and hung up.
Erse IS better about 2 years ago
Pretty dry humor.
Copy-&-Paste about 2 years ago
Moping Dick
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
Life’s a beach, and then you die.
Stocky One about 2 years ago
But admit it – you had a whale of a time getting there!
HOTLOTUS1 about 2 years ago
And no crowds on the beach
bobbyferrel about 2 years ago
I can never enjoy a day laying on the beach. The do-gooders are always trying to drag me back into the surf.
Comictator II about 2 years ago
“It was here yesterday.” “Yeah, at high tide!”
geese28 about 2 years ago
The beach’s not a bad place to get a suntan though
po'dawg about 2 years ago
The whale is dead and we can’t move him. I know let’s blow him up.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
Whale, whale, aren’t they two peas not in a pod.
zenyattafan about 2 years ago
When I was a kid, my parents and I were leaving Pittsburgh to drive home (Kentucky), and Dad said he knew a shortcut. We were five miles from Philadelphia before he conceded we were headed in the wrong direction.
Lablubber about 2 years ago
We called the Oregon Highway Division about it and they said, “Oh no, not again!” and hung up.