Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 16, 2022

Okay, then it’s David Donald and Colin Collins. (Why would the court want their aliases anyway?)

Looks you are going from falling in the canal to going up the river Andy!

I’m afraid they have hard hearing, Andy

“And for the defense, Drunken Andy calls….”

No doubt they gave Rumpole of the Bailey plenty of business back in the day.

Poor Andy seems to be ale ing in court. He should ferment a better relationship with the judge and the barristers. So that they would not be so bitter about him. Andy is really a stout fellow to be around. But most people barley remember him, unless he owes them money. And speaking of money yeast I forget to ask, who is paying for the barrister’s time and effort?

At last, we know Alan’s surname.

Light green is the new purple?And their ‘full names’ would not include nicknames….

Different shade of green today.

“Sketchy” Sanderson and “Problematic” Peterson couldn’t make it.

At least they didn’t bring Lyin’ Larry.

Hoosegow for you again, Andy. See ya.

Whatever happened to Alibi Ike?

At lease they weren’t wearing their prison uniforms.

A question from someone west of the pond – Do judges & prosecutors still wear those wigs in court?

“Colin the Conman Collins” has a nice ring to it. Catchy too!

On another note, I’m currently at the carvery having just enjoyed a glorious meal. It definitely tastes better when it’s free (I have a £10 gift voucher again) but I will be paying for the drinks and dessert. My bill last time was only £6.18.

Going to order dessert soon!

xxx

Looks like Andy isn’t the only scumbag in town. Those two hooligans almost make Andy look decent in comparison.

Hey!!!! You can’t lie under oath!!!