Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 30, 2022

P2: Gil’s face transplant seems to be failing.

P1: Note announcer’s cliche 80s look. P2: Creepy. P3: Stalking Gil for 35 years? Creepier. Time for Gil to exterminate this “tigre”.

The guy has spent 35 years of his life focused on coming for Gil because of a high school football game? An obsessive nut-case like that should have been locked in a ward with rubber walls years ago. He needs a life if his life goal is revenge for one HS football game.

So Gil apparently did nothing specific to earn Luke’s enmity? Milford lost! Yet Luke, at age 17, has already claimed his life’s ambition to take Thorp down. I don’t get it.

Guy really knows how to hold a grudge.

In all reality,Will we ever know who the peson is in P2 wearing the official Gil Thorp Halloween Mask, inquiring minds want to know !

What? You want to be State Football Runner-up Gil Thorp when you grow up?

P1 “We’re all going to get laid!”

P2 “Welcome to Gilworld, where you can live out your wildest fantasies. I’m the host, Gil Thorp.”

P3 Says Luke as he begins to sprout hair through his shoulder pads and jersey.

So now we know it WAS the last play. So why all the “Milford’s going for it”, when they were down by 4? A competent announcer would’ve been more “It comes down to this”. All this and the wokeness (drink) is enough to drive one to drink. Beer me, Marty

P2- Gilbot looks angry. You don’t want to make Gilbot angry. Gilbot SMASH!

That Gil. Not only is he a former state champion coach, but he also finds time to appear in Milford Playhouse’s production of Phantom of the Opera. Such a Renaissance Man!

The Milford Athletic Director should consider replacing the current Milford high school football coach with this guy.

This is ridiculous. Wasn’t Martinez basing his grudge on not receiving credit for the great game he played? Yet here he is already threatening Gil despite clearly being the hero of the day.

Hairy comes from a long line of haters.

Now Grampa Fistpump man in P3???

Coaches Held Hostage: Coach Kaz, Day 50. 50 is the number of years ago I graduated college. It’s also the year I was born — 1950. Yes, today’s number is all about me.

If gil was in his late 30’s then wouldn’t he be like in his 70’s now and wouldn’t the other coach be committing elder abuse???

didnt he make a legendary play ?

BHL carries a 35 year grudge against a guy whose team he beat rather than the local rag that dissed him and his team? Yeah Henry, that’s believable.

This is just silly

Aha, now that Gill has watched this video, unlike the rest of us, he understands what’s going on, and calls his old friend Marvin.

Not sure why we jumped to Madame Trousseau’s Wax Museum in P2 to see Gil’s wax figure. And speaking of jumping, you should be jumping to view today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Is this the moment Martinez gives Gil the @#$$%er middle name?

If this is the TV tape why is it mostly shades of purple? I know, I know, Rod is not the colorist.

Still waiting for the reference to the rule where when you catch the ball in the end zone, which is a touchdown, the receiver then fumbles the ball after he is hit that takes away the touchdown

Joan Rivers would voice her opinion by says this to Luke Martinez: “OH, GROW UP!”