The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 18, 2022

I had to study it, but I think the drummer boy is supposed to be in The Blue Man Group. One of my son’s college roommates joined them. He was an amazing juggler.

Don’t get me started on the Elf on the Shelf who finally came out of the closet!

Ralphie Parker doing 3 to 5 for armed assault.

They advertise that Mountain Runoff water has a little magic in it.

I don’t get the one about Donder. Help please?

Good ones!

I’ve never yet had a doctor have to tell me that he checked my prostate.

I completely identify with the prostate one

…and that’s when the Grinch learned the true meaning of BPH.

These are great! Thanks, Scott.

Hardrock, Coco, and Joe: Uber drivers or charter limousine staff

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M1WnyrHrZx4

Frosty the Snowman: Manager of a cold-storage warehouse

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuZhKagPvA

Suzy Snowflake: Sensitive Political commentator

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaUBpsn4QjQ

Jingle Bells got replaced with an electronic version?

1. The ghost of Marie Curie is definitely positive it’s not radium.2. Gadzooks, someone else noticed he’s lost his beat.3. Just another day at The Office, in my experience.4. Definitely a triple glove procedure warranted.5. All natural pine, coal and carrot flavoring.

So Frosty was cremated?

This is too funny. I was reading these on my tablet with the “blue shade” on to keep it dimmed while my wife slept! I couldn’t make out the blue shading!

I love The Office reference.

Panel one; I have no ideer why they’d eat that.

Unfortunately, I can relate to the Grinch!