The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 23, 2022

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    pearlsbs  about 2 years ago

    Boudreau had saved a lot of lumber and had it stacked behind his house. Hearing constant sawing and hammering going on, Thibodeau decided to discover what Boudreau was doing.“Boudreau!” shouted Thibodeau. Whatchu doin’ wit’ all dat wood an’ makin’ all dat racket dere?”“Haaaw, I’m building me a rocket ship,” answered Boudreau.“A rocket ship!” exclaimed Thibodeau. “May, fo’ what?”“I done made up my mind, me, dat I’m gunna fly ta da sun!” said Boudreau.Thibodeau said, “You ain’t never gunna make it, no. Dat space ship gunna burn up when it git close ta da sun!”

    “Aw no! Not if I go at night!”

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    At the end of a hot sweaty day, the sun needs a bath.

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    profbob  about 2 years ago

    And at the end of a cold winter day, the sun needs to come in and get warmed up. Maybe a mug of hot chocolate. (Would explain some of the brown spots.)

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    Mentor397  about 2 years ago

    You can’t argue with science.

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    assrdood  about 2 years ago

    If a theory explains past behavior and predicts future behavior, then it’s valid.

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    larslarson  about 2 years ago

    And this was the same conclusion by our own CDC. So don’t argue with science.

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    the lost wizard  about 2 years ago

    Time to leave. I don’t think that you can get a beer in this place. Burp! :)

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    Another trusted source.

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