Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for November 24, 2022

you mewed the wrong way

“What we have here is a failure to communicate.”

So, where do you keep a beryllium sphere?

Help me science-y readers: for what reason does one require beryllium?

“Kibble contains minute amounts of beryllium. Go back and find out where they keep the full bag.”

Beryllium is toxic, so…

Cats. You never know what they are up too.

My cats don’t bother to even ask anymore.

And I thought the kitten wanted the leftover turkey from Thanksgiving! Wrong – not with these cats.

Humans can be so dense

Is that Sir Isaac Mewton?

Beryllium isn’t exactly something you’d just have sitting in the pantry anyway.

Begging for beryllium is not as easy as one would think. Try NASA or SpaceX, I hear they may have some laying around.

That’s what they forgot to get when they went shopping.

The cats Chewy and Equinox were normal felines once then they were struck by a light beam. Forever after they were changed to little super smart felines.

This is their story…