B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 25, 2022

I love that pig’s chopped-off nose.

PIG: “I see inflation is hitting everything this year.”

TURKEY: “I hear ham is very popular for Christmas dinner.”

PIG: " Touche’ ".

Snout to laugh at……

Prices are high which is why pig has all his feet

Turkey for Thanksgiving. Ham for Christmas.

But they haven’t cut any “pork” out of DC.

I have lamb for Christmas. I leave the ham for all those “Big Shots” who talk way too much at the table.

I have to say it, “The turkey is stuffed.”

He SURVIVED!! Thank Heavens! The Count is so glad. No kidding.

That turkey is so inflated it should be floating above 34th street.

Turkey is fattened up for the kill!

So for the turkey, instead of “gobble, gobble, gobble”, it’ll be “waddle, waddle, waddle”…

The economy really saved his neck.

They both made it past Thanksgiving.

I’m really feeling inflation this morning as well.

Tom survived the axe! Love piggy!

“From here on out, it’s alll gravy… Oops!”

[CHOP!]

There are real advantages in being too big for the pot.

When the turkey survived Thanksgiving he went on a binge to celebrate. Now to remain out of sight while he loses his extra girth.

Easy there, chubby.

The trouble is, Piggy, while turkey may be largely a Thanksgiving/Xmas food, hog is in constant demand for chops, roasts, and all kinds of BBQ. The thing is this, more uses of turkey are popping up on grocery shelves that use turkey instead of beef and hog. So, nose up, Piggy, humans may only raise hog for body parts. Oh dear, maybe I shouldn’t of said that.

Pig is the way to go, way safer than eating yard bird. “Raw and undercooked poultry has the highest risk and is more likely to be contaminated with foodborne bacteria. These can include chicken, duck, and turkey, and they are all more likely to be contaminated with one of two types of bacteria; Salmonella and Campylobacter. These bacteria are commonly found in the guts and feathers of the birds, but they are also often contaminated during the slaughtering process.” (jahlawfirm.com)

He was out celebrating all night, because he wasn’t the chosen one.

Too much Turkey and too much Ham. I want a Pizza!

In Comics universe, even that turkey can fly.

He’s lucky that he managed to waddle away because he sure couldn’t fly….