Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 01, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling When their diverse personalities and talents are brought together, they can do the IMPOSSIBLE!! THE IMPOSSIBLE SQUAD! Sgt. Mac Hardy Double-fisted, nails-eating powerhouse! Specialty: Explosives. Sgt. Rock Rumble Barrel-chested, hot-headed tough guy! Specialty: Explosives Sgt. Nick Wylde Hard-nosed, gutsy double-flusher! Specialty: Explosives Sgt. Kurt Steele Heavyweight, fists flyin' hot shot! Specialty: Explosives Heath Jones Think-tank spawned armchair warrior Specialty: Neoconservatism Sgt. Mac Hardy: Look alive, you lunkheads! Our mission is to exterminate a bunch of terrorists who attacked the U.S. of A.! Sgt. Kurt Steele: I say we hit 'em where they live with some good ol' fashioned TNT! Sgt. Rock Rumble: You said it, Steele! Heath Jones: Hold it... ...I've got a better idea! Heath Jones: What if we invade a Middle Eastern country where the terrorists DON'T live...say, Iraq...and blow things up there? Sgt. Rock Rumble: Hm...where're you goin' with this, Jones? Heath Jones: That will radicalize the population of that and neighboring countries, CREATING terrorists! Heath Jones: Then the occupying U.S. forces can be the TARGET for those newly created terrorists over THERE, keeping American shores SAFE! Sgt: Mac Hardy: Yer nuts, Jones! That don't make a lick of sense! Heath Jones: Fine! I'll just take my plan to the White House! Sgt. Nick Wylde: Whatever happened to that guy who liked bugs...? NEXT Orders from Washington: "Operation Flypaper!"