Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 25, 2022

That’s the thing about mortality. You can spend a lifetime doing nothing and still have plenty time to do important (or diabolical) stuff.

Well, all those seasons of “Perry Mason” aren’t going to watch themselves, now, are they?

You could do some more of those tabletop push-ups with your belly.

What else does a reformed Vampire have to do?

At least he’s reformed…but how many more vampires are still out there?

When you are immortal there is no rush.. take some time off and layabout.. watch TV.. eat ice cream.

Leopold definitely has a point….

Sometimes it’s fun to mock immortality with a little gluttony and sloth-ness.

I see Garfield’s picture next to Scary Gary on the GoComics screen.

What is Garfield doing here?

What is Garfield doing here?

One day Leopold is going to get immortality even if Gary has to pay in blood.

Hey, can’t come up with fresh ideas for adventures every night, Leopold. —Especially if you’re a sappy Reform vampire like Gary….

He’s got time.