Made me think of one of my Granddaddy’s old jokes about the guy who bought a suit for twenty five cents at a used clothing store and then brought them back and said, “this suit is full of lice!” to which the vendor replied, “what did you expect for twenty five cents….mockingbirds!”
Doug K almost 2 years ago
So is it time for an eviction, “slum lord”?
JudithStocker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Poor Ziggy! He gets it from the birds outside as well as inside.
blakerl almost 2 years ago
Yep! No inside pluming and no heat. He is your typical slumlord!!
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] almost 2 years ago
Sooo you don’t like it.?move!!!!
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
He’s just broke. That’s the best he could afford.
MEPace almost 2 years ago
Considering you’re squatting and don’t pay rent you shouldn’t be complaining. Hire a woodpecker to make you a home.
Yakety Sax almost 2 years ago
I would put up some bird houses but too many cats around here.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied almost 2 years ago
Ask the Bluebird if he knows what an eviction notice is.
hooglah almost 2 years ago
Ask the bluebird if he knows what a shotgun is.
Sir Isaac almost 2 years ago
Made me think of one of my Granddaddy’s old jokes about the guy who bought a suit for twenty five cents at a used clothing store and then brought them back and said, “this suit is full of lice!” to which the vendor replied, “what did you expect for twenty five cents….mockingbirds!”
suelou almost 2 years ago
…. so go find a nicer hole in a tree somewhere, and build your nest there!
SlackPuter almost 2 years ago
A poor woodpecker had to be scared off by me because the hole he wanted would have been my shower.