Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 13, 2022

P2: Oh, MAMA! Was he salivating or whatever as he was last game?

You should have stuck to pitching, Pedro Martinez. Hope you’ll be a buffet table all night for Mad Dog Maivia and his pack. Meanwhile Gil, stick a 12 play, 70 yard drive down the Sheriff’s throat.

Meanwhile , the Milford fans begin to wonder if Gil in all reality will call some of his famous trick plays .

P3 – Where is the second radio voice coming from? Looks like the playing field.

Snags?

I can’t wait until Saturday, when players try to take the field, but the marching band refuses to yield. Will a Champion be crowned by Christmas?

Maivia laid the smack down on Pedro’s Rudy-Poo candy a$$. A real slobber knocker.

When the game started VT was wearing an all orange uni and Milford was wearing red pants and a black jersey. In a wild attempt to confuse the opposition, each coach secretly had their players do a sideline quick change so that now VT is wearing orange and black (coincidently, my high school colors) and the Larks are wearing all red. These are certainly two of the craftiest coaches the Valley Conference has ever seen. Papa George Halas must be proud.

It’s a good thing he throws with his right arm and not his left. Pedro can still play with a busted left eardrum and dislocated left shoulder.

Some good action today

snags the qb did tony romo use that term because he never shuts up

Pedro might throw more accurately if he put his fingers over the laces on the ball.

I woke up this morning and got more sports…..Ughhh

You mean the sheriff didn’t defer on the kickoff??

P-1: Pedro Jr. poses for his Topps collectable Bubble Gum Card,

P-2: Sung: “I luv you with Stick um Paste, and a Hug around your waist”.

P-3: Ugh, Coach, I fall down!

P 4 (Gil’s voice): “…hey Bob…what just happened?…I wasn’t watching…”

So, how do you go from winning 35-28 with less than a minute left to Valley getting the kickoff in overtime I’m assuming? i didn’t see them score in 30 seconds.

Big? Andrew Brown – making things happen.

Milford in a blow out

Milford will take over at their 30-yard line. And it looks like they’re gonna try a corner kick, Marty.

BTW, I spelled “no” to save room. I will not be doing that again.

WOW! Pedro got hit so hard it changed his fancy “7” into a basic solid block number. My prediction is that tomorrow BHHL chews Pedro’s áss out on the sidelines while Gil looks on disapprovingly. And speaking of chewing, how about chewing on today’s Mopped Up Thorp?

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Pedro should have listened to his sixth sense that his eye possesses. He doesn’t know he’s about to get blindsided. When his EES went off, that should have alerted him to the impending danger.

I’m glad I’m pirating the live stream from Pirate TV so I can hear Tru(e) calling in plays to Coach Gil from Hawaii.

Since Marty is sober now he can remember every player by their full name.