Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 28, 2022

Oh that’ll help. Better add some fruit flies.

Wait! What? What about the rest of the clan?

Better add blood running down Leopold’s chin.

Totally missed out on the “thing that lives under the stairs”, the killer robots; four I think. There was a panoply of other assorted beings in the “Garyverse” he could add in.

Travis will be very sad. More so than usual.

“… I will add a bowl of fruit.” No “in.” PLEASE, people—unnecessary prepositions cause thousands of deaths every year!

" You guys don’t do much of anything. That’s why I call this my ‘still life’."

Gary and Leopold should do a collaborative piece. It would be a fun mash up of Norman Rockwell and Goya. Pretty much like their life now, so a very accurate portraiture.

Great artists are only appreciated after death. Gary being immortal has a long way to go

Gary may not be much, Leopold, but he’s a far better artist than you are a critic, I say!