Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 29, 2022

Looks like you need to cook more now

Did that include pumpkin spice?

He bought you one of every space they had because they didn’t have all spice and you were accusing him not looking

Maybe you won’t send him to the store anymore. Which was his plan.

Those are 4 and 5 dollars or more each!

Tony asked

Do you do stupid things?

Sometimes. Who doesn’t?

If there is an Allspice spice, why do we have all the other ones?

Under 8 minutes, watch this, fellow readers, if you have the time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs

I asked you to get bananas, not go bananas!

Time to get rid of all those old stale spi(ce)s and herbs in the kitchen anyway.

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” Attributed to playwright George Bernard Shaw.

I like what Simon and Garfunkel sang in Sounds of Silence “People hearing without listening”

Pitch everything in the cabinets and start the new year fresh.

Shoulda gone to the store yourself,woman…….that’ll teach ya…..

Mama Mia, that’s a spicy meatball!

Oh! Sorry.

Hey, you will never run out. Such an obedient husband, you lucky dog you…..

Well the allspice doesn’t have all the sp(ic)es.

i asked you to cut the cheese, not cut the cheese…!

one Thanksgiving day my ex ran out of thyme and sent me to the store to get it, and naturally my 6 and 5 year old grandsons came with me…i returned an hour later having spent $50…and forgot the thyme